Travel-sized amusement park rides,specifically The Scrambler.

Bobby “the D” Dunlap, professional golfer, and a talking manatee circumnavigate New Zealand for charity.

CanterBurroughs Tales

Astrophysics in a can

Beef Marbles

William Safire igniting pregnant ladies’ farts.

The angriest stapler in Cubby Cecker, Vermont

A pound of butter sues the margin of error.

ZENppole

Coming to a street fair near you

Toxic Zen

“Don’t sour on me Mr Pickles!”

<not even worth it>

Crystal Waters meets The Hanatarashi

Now you must have my babies. It’s the rules.

Song and dance in the key of BLAMMO.

Interchangeable with “arts and letters.”

Handmade Xanax

Gunther Gebel Wilma Flintstone