Squirmadillo

Sigue Sigue Spurlock

A mattress made of/filled with taffy

Taxonomy of Underwear

Masokitten

E.T. prequel in Ancient Rome

Ruffalostiltskin

GWAR meets the Phantom of the Park

Gladia-Tron

God of Viscousity

Hamstring cheese

A Purpose Driven Monorail

Fiend-o-phone

Creationist Legoland

Verisimillipedes