Something in the way she Melvin and Howards

Andy Warhol - Serial Killer

Possible rooted in fact like Lincoln and vampires.

Palliative Randomizer

Hipster Dentist

I floss every day; you’ve probably never heard of it.

The Telecommuter Mouse and the Exurban Mouse

Tam o’ Shatner

Door-to-door Potato Mashing Service

Hitting-people-with-a-rake-aholism

Hierarchical pants

Whitman’s Mellotron

A pregnant endorphin never went to the ob/gyn. The child was born heatlhy but resentful.

Cheating at shopping carts.

Emo Prawns

Absentee Cliche

Sandwich Stilettos

Sashay rye rye